Dan - ACAB / BLM @Odd_Bloke@wrestle.town

I now recognize the blur that goes over the pito shoes

its 5 months from now, i open an envelope from Unemployment. I am excited because its probably an update on the status of my claim or even a fucking check.

its a printed photo of the pito shoes. i lose my shit laughing

every day i say things

hot dogs are the larval form of pigs

Remember, it's not always fair to ask someone to CW their life experiences, even if it makes you uncomfortable. Remember, most Fedi instances provide powerful tools to hide topics that make you uncomfortable!

a guy i went to high school with got caught after robbing the same bank 3 times. he lived like 50 yards away from it

so if you ever watch a movie where smart detectives are trying to piece together a "pattern", just remember it's fiction

Like if there's been a trotskyist revolution with idk leninist & syndicalist sympathies or something I'll eat my words but until then, building solidarity is going to require you to either:

a) convince a mass number of people to adopt your specific stance on the nature of vanguard parties or whatever, or

b) accept that the best communism is whatever you and your local organizers have a realistic possibility of building, which probably isn't going to be precisely what any one person had in mind

I know it's mostly preaching to the choir on here but leftist micro-identity really does feel like a short road to meaningless discourse when no winning revolution I've ever heard of has ever borne the flag of one highly specific school of thought, applied to the local situation without adaptation

Hacking my own instance to add a third button to the suite:
> Boost
> Fave
> I Shouldnt Reply Because This Is Wildly Out Of My Lane And Its Too Heavy For A Fave But Damn That Sucks Feel For You Bud

americans: "it's not our fault you elected bolsonaro"
the white house:

White House admits CIA involvement in “War on Corruption” which jailed Lula and elected Bolsonaro | Brasil Wire
https://www.brasilwire.com/white-house-admits-cia-involvement-in-latin-americas-war-on-corruption/

white kids treat being nazis online like an emo phase

The tenth Fast and Furious movie should totally be called Fast 10 Your Seatbelt

We had exactly one planned food fight in high school and it was glorious. After our table got tipped up, other people took cover and there was no room for me, so I ran out of the cafeteria and, on my way out, I got absolutely nailed with a large meatball on my back shoulder.

The next day, we were talking about it in first period, and one dude, who was at my table, said to me "not gonna lie: I hit you with a meatball" and it remains the best thing that any human has ever said to me out loud.

A Lady MacBeth is a MacBeth with cheese.

(Art by @shade)

@skelly mmmm... i love british cuisine!

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