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@breakfastgolem we're sorry, fastly has gone down and now you can't mow your lawn

I thought of a good post while I was away from my phone today. It's gone now

anyway job openings are at a 20 year high so squeeze those bosses for everything theyve got folks

lmao at the maintainers relabelling cryptocurrency libraries as "crypto scams"

was suddenly reminded of the existence of 90s evangelical christian boy band the newsboys

Show tonight! 

Today's the day!! I'll be on Ariana's stream for Pride this evening, with a performance and then an interview. I'm so excited!

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@maki here in the us white people eat dinner at 5pm, weirdest shit ever im still not used to it

mutual aid, health care (money needed for dr apt) 

hey i hate asking rn but i need some money so i don't have to cancel my dr. appt

i need to go and schedule multiple appts to get my arm checked out so I can start taking commissions again, to look into why I don't sleep much anymore, and to get a pap smear before hormones make it too hard to do a pap smear, and to make an appt to continue hormones at the end of the month

For the projected copays that's minimum $90-120 :/
cashapp $xenocat

@skelly I saw a guide to writing Sorkin dialogues which was to concoct a verbal dunk then work backwards and make the other person say something, no matter how dumb or contrived, that is answered by the dunk.

$ yeet -r /
yeet: this bitch is NOT empty, are you sure?

hello, im british.

i just invented the worlds first fully automatic piss extractor

one of my favorite ideology nonsense ideas I see is people saying ratios of socialism and capitalism like they're mixing a cocktail. uhhh yeah it's 40% socialism, 60% capitalism. this thing I just said makes perfect sense

cops and murder 

a retired cop and retired corrections officer approached a 33 year-old drunk guy hollering on a Brooklyn street corner. for unknown reasons, the retired corrections officer drew a gun and accidentally shot his buddy the retired cop, killing him and grazing the 33 year old.

naturally the 33 year old man is now being charged with manslaughter & negligent homicide. so it's important the press list out crimes he was charged with in the past to justify this.

fandom was a mistake for many reason but also because people think that replaces having an actual personality

the problem with me is that i'm a monet: i look good from a distance but up close i'm a French painter and founder of Impressionist painting who is seen as a key precursor to Modernism, especially in his attempts to paint nature as he perceived it.[1] During his long career, he was the most consistent and prolific practitioner of the Impressionism's philosophy of expressing one's perceptions before nature, especially as applied to plein air (outdoor) landscape painting.[2] The term "Impressionism" is derived from the title of his painting Impression, soleil levant, exhibited in 1874 in the first Salon des Refusés ("exhibition of rejects") initiated by Monet and his associates as an alternative to the Salon.

Just a reminder to all admins and mods out there that if you're not a fan of monads you're not gonna be a fan of this instance either, and I'd rather just put mutual blocks in place now than wait until one of your users or mods starts something with us.

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